Dear gym mate on the bike, you are gorgeous. Thanks for the eye candy. Im impressed, guess thats the point though. Love, julie

Dear Rachel,

You are brilliant. The giant costco cupcakes you froze and gave me? Delicious mostly frozen on the way home from work! I have so much love for these cupcakes! What a nice way to end the day. I even slightly risked my life to take pictures of me with the cupcake, while driving! Such a multitasker ;)

Thank you so much!

Love,

Julie

(and just to mimick how you feel...this is for you:)

Cause every once in awhile, it's one of those days,

and licking cupcakes while driving is just what needs to happen :)

Dear Julie,

Dear Julie,

I'm so glad you're still our nanny. Thanks for being a friend as I've ventured out of my cave more. I'm sure it must be hard to "be in charge" while I wander in and out of the room.
Special thanks for your awesome eye skills in hanging those pictures today. Phew, that's finally done!!!

I saw this online. I'd never heard of this funny website.
This post especially made me almost get up and show you. But I didn't.


http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/sweet_fork_arm_twisted_disney.php

Here's too more blogs to keep us at the computer!

Love,
Rachel

Dear Havoc,

My favorite furry friend,
my flat-faced, extra snorty, wrinkly-butted companion:

I am so sorry you don't like the carpet. I know it is a bland off-white color, and I know you don't have apposable-thumbs. You did your best this morning to try and change it to what you prefer, a darker brown. I appreciate the effort, but vomitting 8 times at 4am isn't the best way to get the job done. I don't think the apartment workers will appreciate it either come moving time. Luckily they clean the carpets no matter what, but I don't think that's the important part.

Next time, could you just ask me? That's what rugs are for!

Thank goodness for air fresheners,

Love-
Julie

ve me. Bah!
Love, rachel

an 5 days in a row free of spasm. You suck. I didn't want to do pt. Now I have to exchange some of my renewed mom time for the daily crap they will gi

Dear back. I hate you. Just when I think that I can be comfortable, or add back another aspect of motherhood, you freeze on me. I have not had more th

Dear Body,

No one likes you.
You finally went to the dark side despite my best efforts and regularity.
You suck.

I strongly dislike you right now.

The real question?
How to I remidy this situation?

The answer?
Ibuprofen and doughnuts...

currently?....minus doughnuts. -sigh-

Will I have the effort/coordination to make it to the store before work ends? Let's wait and see

Dear Sam,

Dear Sam,

I love you. You are the best brother. Thanks for letting me know about fun, new bands. It's great to watch Flight of the Conchords and Flaming Lips on youtube. Can't wait to order season 2 on netflix.

I like the humor, I like the meaning of the songs, (when they are deep)

You're a great brother, and you've really been there for me. Thanks for understanding, and it sucks that you went thru hell to be able to have empathy.

Love you!

Love,
Rachel

Dear Rude, Thoughtless Healthy People

Dear Rude, Thoughtless Healthy people,

You are rude. And do you even think before you talk? Do you realize what it's like NOT to be healthy? And I'm not talking about having the flu for a few days. I'm talking understanding constant pain Do you get it? Because I don't think you do.

I think you have NO IDEA, nor do you care to really HAVE AND IDEA. So maybe you shouldn't open your mouth. Then you don't have to be a rude, thoughtless Healthy person.

Honestly, it doesn't take much effort to be a kind, validating, healthy person.
Cause otherwise, you SUCK!

Love,
Rachel

Dear vanilla ice cream,

Dear Vanilla Ice Cream,

I love you. Oh, I really do. don't tell my doctor, but I can't quit you.
If I'm going to be fat, I'm not going to stop eating you.
mmmm, just writing this makes me want to go for more.
Love,
Rachel

(2/2) towel now laying in your litter box, but im impressed. well done. Love, julie

(1/2) Dear small blue kitty with peach and white spots. Im not sure how your extra Itty bitty self got the poop up the side of my shower curtain, or the clean