Saturday, May 30, 2009

(2/2) fun Saturday night. best quote: 'i hid under your porch because i love you'- doug Love, Julie
(1/2) Dear UP, you are an awesome movie. A bit too many ups and downs for my excessively caffeined brain atm but the 3D makes up for it a bit. Thank you for a

Thursday, May 28, 2009

(2/2) grant for vaguely agreeing. Love, Julie
(1/2) Dear Rachel, thank you for being so generous and letting me buy the ticket, it will make her birthday unforgettable. Thank you Thank you Thank you...and
Rachel
Dear other ladies at the school, sorry the bathroom stinks. Its all my fault. If it makes you happy, I'm dying in here. Please send a doctor. Love,

Dear gut

Dear gut,

I hate you. Please don't make me leave this comfy couch at Leahs and inhabit another bathroom. Please!

Love, Rachel

Sent from my Windows Mobile Phone

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Dear Julie,

ya da da da da dada da da yodoyodoyodo ya da da da

Love,
Rachel

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dear shop vac, your sucking abilities are impressive. Vents, window tracks, and corners are now clean. Thank you for sucking so much :P Love, Julie

Monday, May 25, 2009

Dear hawaii, I love you. Thanks for inventing canadian bacon pizza. Its my favorite. Love, emily
Dear swiffer duster, you are awesome. You make dusting fast! Love julie
elp the family pack. Curse you! Love, Rachel
Dear mc donalds, I hate you. Your perfect pancakes and easy breakfast lured us in. It did taste good. But now I'm stuck in the bathroom and. can't h
me early. Love, Rachel
Dear julie, we miss you. We are so tired. Grant is really looking forward to a break from being mom and dad. We miss you so much that we are headed ho

Friday, May 22, 2009

ees for my kids to climb while they wait. Love, Rachel
Dear california rest stops, I love you. Thanks for bring right on interstate 5 when my gut declared it couldn't make it to the next town. Love the tr

Thursday, May 21, 2009

arth where the phone is, and it tells is how close we are to the next tint town. Love, Rachel
Dear google earth, I love you. I know right where we are on our long journey. No more paper maps for me! I just have my husbands phone tell google e

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dear method cleaning products


Dear method,

I love you. Today was the first day julie cleaned with you. My bathroom is shiny and smells like a spa....mmmm.....cucumber masks! Awesome! But I am extra itchy today. I hope I'm not allergic to your cool cucumber goodness.

Love anyway,
Rachel
Sent from my Windows Mobile Phone
Dear Heavenly Father, I love you. Thanks for priesthood blessings. I feel so relieved to know that I didn't break the surgery. Love, Rachel

Dear New Blog...I lied

I retract my previous post about you.
For some reason, you now are working.

Thank you.
I am very excited.

I love you (even though you confuse me)

Love,
Julie
Dear marie calendars,



I still love the meal you make daily for me. I love your pot pies.



but... When I buy the costco 8 pack, each pie has half the filling as a single pie from safeway. No where does it talk about the smaller size. That sucks!

The pie size is the same. You just fill it with half the meat and veggies. That is way sneaky, you being sneaky with Coscto. I hate you both.


Love, Rachel

Dear this blog,

Dear this blog,

I love you.
You let me see inside people's heads and hearts.
That is so cool.
Even though it's blogspot/google....same as Julie's other new blog that she can custimize, BUT NEVER SEE!

I hope more people learn about you and want to write love notes. Because we can have 97 more writters. And you can blog from cell phone, email and online. SO EASY!

Love you, so much, really!

Love,
Rachel

Dear new-blog

you suck.
so does your "help forum"
because it is NO help.

well done guys.

SUCK IT

Love,
Julie
(2/2) redeeming. Love, julie
(1/2) Dear mobile bloging, here is a test to see if you actually work, you already deleted my angry post about my phone internet....lets see if this is

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dear SeaTac Airport,

I hate you.
With all the energy in my body, I dislike every aspect of you.

Due to miscommunication (and the boyfriend in Boise, with a dead phone) or faith that I retain information (which I don't), I was stuck pacing inside and outside of you. (each way is 1/2 mile, inside 5 times and outside 4), to find Jeremy's family. To my knowledge the flight came in at 10am from Kansas. As I was walking out of your skybridge to my car at noon, Denise shouts my name. I found them, drove 2 hrs to Montesano to drop them off and 2.5 hrs back.

I was downstairs for 2 hours, frantic, paged them twice, and almost in tears. Airport, why didn't you tell me there was an upper arrival section, and that they only had carry-ons? The flight was at 10:30am from Kentucky, but the connection was from Chicago, they were upstairs the whole time (came it at 10:50). And I should have logically been able to come to his conclusion, right? -_-

This will be prevented in the future airport, she now has my number, and Jeremy is home with a charged phone.

The stress you caused me was unnecessary, and mean. I am going on a flight in July....and know the journey through your all-too-big, too-many floors will be much better.

In the mean time, I will dispise you.

If you were'nt so usefull I would wish you would burst into flames.

Love,
Julie

Friday, May 15, 2009

Dear Julie

Dear Julie,

I love you.
You are a great nanny. A great mom at the moment to 4 kids. A great friend.
Thanks for making my laxitive today, just how I like it....
Mmmm...hot apple juice & Miralax :)

Love,
Rachel

Dear Quad-Grande-Vanilla-Soy-Latte,

You make me happy inside. I can have you any time of the day (except past 4ish = up all night :( ) and you still taste amazing. Cold or hot, you give me a pick-me-up. Like this morning, I knew I had to have you or I would not make it through the day. You are creamy and delicious, and give me energy.

Although you are over-priced, once I get the motivation to actually make you at home (who wakes up early to do that? psh...) I will me much happier and save lots of money...

Anywho, Quad-Grande-Vanilla-Soy-Latte,

I love you......very very much.
More than some people....

Love,
Julie

Monday, May 11, 2009

Dear Dr. Hibbert

Dear Dr. Hibbert,

You are a great surgeon. And you GET IT.
Thanks for understanding chronic pain and narcotic tollerence.
Thanks for not leaving me hanging between surgeries.
Thanks for your very discriptive terms for rectocele symptoms.
It sucks to know that I'll need another surgery. And drink that Half-lightly. *shudder*
But thanks for letting me know now, cause Nanny Julie's happy she has a job for the summer.

I love you,

Love,
Rachel

Dear "House" on Fox

Dear House TV show on Fox,

That was a horrible way to leave us hanging for the season.
A narcotic addicted doctor's brain tricking him that his pill container was lipstick?
Do you know how many people are now freaked out, and will call their doctors in the morning?
And ask their loved ones stupid questions to confirm reality?
That was just mean. And stupid.

Love,
Rachel

Dear Windows Parental Controls,

You confuse me to not end. The theory is only porn is blocked, but that is far from the truth. Everything to pictures of flowers in my email to searching for vegan food ideas are blocked. Including the posts and pictures on this blog. I think you just like to make my life difficult.

Suck it.

Love,
Julie

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Dear "Because I Said So",

Dear "Because I Said So" Dawn,

I love you.
Thanks for picking me to be the winner.
I've never been a winner before.
I love feeling of being a winner.

Love,
Rachel


http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dear Advil

Dear Advil,

I love you.
Especially once a month.

Love,
Julie

Dear Blogspot

Dear blogspot.

I love you.
You make blogging so easy.

Love,
Rachel