Dear Teletubbies,

today is my first day watching you.
I am appalled, a bit disturbed, and amazed at what your show contains.

To start, there is a sun, made of a baby head.
That's OK , I guess....but odd that it blankly stares in no particular direction, even in the short time you see it.
This followed by some children feeding chickens, introducing a vacuum that talks in sucking sounds, and a complication over spilling 'tubby pudding' on one character's seat. How was this issue resolved? By first shoving characters out of their sit, in order to sit in theirs, and then singing a song, which uniquely had the lyrics 'No where to sit' repeated 4 times. Creative. Little did you guys know, that this was the cue for the vacuum to come clean the seat. Then the problem of being in the wrong seats wrapped up the show. How much the children learn!

Let's not even talk about the voices. Really? What ARE you saying? Whoever made your voices teletubbies, should be hurt. Hurt in a way most people shouldn't be. Slowly, with sharp pointy things, until there are tears.

No bitterness or anger here. Just amazed at the franchise....at the content of it....

Thoroughly confused and feeling more stupid due to the time lost in watching,
-Julie