Dear matching socks, I love you. Thanks for covering my brittle toenails and dry skin. Now my feet do not scratch my gold satin sheets. Love, rachel&sheets

Dear chicken and stars, you are badass.....and Jacob can suck it for getting all moody..... And Edward can suck it for being all hoity-toidy.... Love, julie

Dear costco pastries, I love you. So sweet, so airy, so CHEAP! Oh, the danish!!! Thank you from my tummy. You suck from my flabby middle. Love, rachel

Dear Ice Cream Cone,

Dear Ice Cream Cone,

I love you. I love to scoop in on high, with just vanilla. Especially Costco Vanilla.
I love you so much, that I bought 4 boxes of cones at the grocery store last month. The kids and I love a summer afternoon ice cream cone. I love a summer morning ice cream cone. And summer evening. Yum

Grant went to cash and carry and bought a BIG box of those sugar cones. 200. Wow. Lots of ice cream to lick before those go bad. I think that is a goal I can reach.

Love,
Rachel

P.S. if you want us to make you a small box of 20+ sugar cones (the triangle kind), call me!

Dear my bum, you are a big pain. I really hope this itchy feeling is from healing. Please speak to Mark about the one diaper a day rule. Quit the pain! Love R

(2/2) Until we meet again- julie

(1/2) Dear sprinklers that turned on as soon as i walked by, you have clever timing. Very sneaky.... Almost peed myself. Ill be prepared for you next time.